Your name is NAKOLAS STRIDER. And yes, you are COMPLETELY SERIOUS about it. You USED to be a little NAKKODILE, that was, until you left your home, the LAND OF HEAT AND CLOCKWORK at the END OF A CERTAIN GAME via DAVE STRIDER, and ended up on EARTH as a 10 YEAR OLD BOY, though now you have been temporarily AGED UP to 18.
You got SEPARATED with the rest of the CONSORTS, and ended up FOLLOWING your BEST FRIEND and the former SALAMANDER, CASEY EGBERT, around the VARIOUS TOWNS she goes to, LOOKING for the people you both once consorted for, though now she has LEFT you to be on your own, living with your matesprit Nepeta and your friend Labios in an APARTMENT.
You have a great interest in FOOD, and are always stuffing your little face.
You are in possession of a set of DAVE'S iSHADES still, and don't plan on GIVING THEM BACK when you find him.
In the corner of your living room sits a generously-donated TELEPORTER that a Magic Anon has provided you with.
You are currently employed as a CARGO SHIPPER at a local factory of UNNAMED SPECIFICATION.
Your chumhandle is labeled accordingly as turntechNakhead, and you're VERY ACTIVE on it.